[SATLUG] Linux funnies

[Justin Burdette]

Some good on-topic humor that shouldn't offend anyone...great for a
signature tagline.

"Microsoft sells you Windows. Linux gives you the whole house."

"The day Microsoft sells a product that doesn't suck is the day they
start selling vacuum cleaners."

A UNIX saleswoman, Lenore
Liked work, but she liked the beach more.
She came up with a way
To mix work and play.
She sells C shells by the seashore.

Enjoy,

Justin